My story doesn't have so spicy details but interesting anyway.
I'll start with one of my stories. Last year I was showing a property to very fussy customer. She always have found some problems or something dislikes... You know, how it is. One day I found huge home for her in neighborhood that she was looking for. The home was really HUGE but condition... That is something that I want to talk about in details.
Imagine, two stories house with a huge lot, decent size pool and jacuzzi. However, pool was filled at half with murky dark-green water where you cannot see a bottom. I stared at this water in disgust and imagine my surprise, when turtle head just popped up on the surface. I was totally puzzled and turned my face to the owner. She looked at me with a smile ans said "This turtle is big now. I remember when she was very small...". I was speechless, trying to process in my mind, how long ago she cleaned a pool! I should say that turtle was a good 12-13" big!
However, my amazement didn't stop there. Jacuzzi was filled with the same water color and tons of toad polls. Now, I thought, that will be something for me to remember, when these frogs or toads grow to big ones... Maybe one of them become a Prince for my growing daughter some day?
Anyway, browsing through house, I found a lot of strange features, but overall... my client loved this house! Tell you a truth, I liked it myself because I saw a lot of potential in it and lady was buying for her big family.
I made a sale and visited this home a couple days ago and, of course, I asked about turtle. I wanted to eat a turtle soup, but, unfortunately, turtle left as soon as new tenants start whole renovation. Poor turtle lost her home... because one of us, humans, found new one.