Lets see if I understand the question correctly,
'You want to enjoy the full dinner but not pay for it."
To be honest, I just don't know how to advise you to take the resources and services of others without paying for it.
You've discounted your home $20 and that didn't help. You placed a craigslist ad and newspaper ad and stuck a flyer up at the grocery and laundry. There must be a little more to finding a qualified buyer than what those activities can accomplish.
You will find that skilled, knowledgeable professionals, in any arena are worth more that the fee required. Nearly all real estate professional can more that off-set the cost in actual, material, benefits for a home buyer or seller, in addition to the expertise and know-how to get the purchase offer higher, a real estate professional will oversee both sides of the transaction to make sure all 300 wheels stay on the wagon, moving in the same direction and at the same speed. It is only when one of those wheels start to wobble that a agents real value surfaces. Unfortunately, most agents resolve such issues, don't make a big deal of it, and get you to the closing table on time, under budget and with less stress. And, as in most cases, it all goes unnoticed. A professional makes complex, difficult situations look EZ!
If a bigger sign does not work, have a chat with those who sell dozens and dozens of home a year. There are more than 20 ways to sell a home, most only know two.
IF you are sincere saying, "....quick sale so we can move into the house we REALLy want" you will do what you need to do. Pick up the phone and call a Highland Lakes NJ professional.
No, don't use that 'contact' link.
No, don't use Trulia email.
Go old school and pick up the phone.
But only if you are serious about 'getting into the house you really want."
Best of success to you,
Annette Lawrence, Broker/Associate
Remax Realtec Group, Palm Harbor, FL