As a note, he lives 8 minutes away at his parents' house because he has a daughter, and it's best he maintains his residence there for her because she has her own room. We both lead busy lives, and he doesn't keep ANY belongings here aside from a toothbrush and a spare set of boxers. He does not receive mail here, he doesn't pay any bills. He doesn't even take showers here (because the shower head is too short for him and he's picky).
The apartment complex has a strict parking situation, where you can be ticketed and towed if you don't have a residency tag, or a parking permit with a maximum of two weeks on it. Therefore, I have to go pick one up every two weeks simply so he can stay the night a few times a week, sporadically. If he does come over, it's at 7PM most of the time, and he leaves for work at 5:30AM. He spends SO LITTLE TIME here, that it is ridiculous for him to go on my lease, and it's equally ridiculous for me to simply get a parking pass for him every day he sporadically decides to come visit.
The landlord apparently has decided that if I keep getting two week parking passes back to back, that MUST mean he's living here full time. I'm a paralegal by profession, and that's outrageous.