Any good real estate agent jokes?

Asked by Newportfiji, Long Beach, CA Thu Apr 17, 2008

Real estate has had a pretty bad year or two and there is no real indication that things are going to turn around quickly, so we could all use a bit of humor. Let's hear your best realtor jokes, here's mine:

The Devil tells a Real Estate Agent, Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any Real Estate Agent alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever lived.

Well, says the Real Estate Agent, what do I have to do in return?

The Devil smiles, Well, of course you have to give me your soul, he says, but you also have to give me the souls of your children, the souls of your children's children and, as a matter of fact, you have to give me the souls of all your descendants throughout eternity.

Wait a minute, the Real Estate Agent says cautiously, What's the catch?


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