As you may have noticed, we are bound by the high moral authority of the upstanding Realtor Code, but what we can legally say is:
Two young women may like the convenience of that late night Indian place, on the West side of Orleans, just north of Chicago, or strolling home from either the Green Door Tavern (tell your friends how old it is, cause it's old), or having a bowl of pasta at Club Lago, or mabye going to Club Lago first, then going to the Green Door, then getting an Italian beef at Mr. Beef, then realizing you wanted some taxi driver briyani on the way home and hittin' up that Indian place.
North Orleans. What a place.