I have a home I'm selling in Henderson, NV, which is just 8 miles from the Las Vegas strip and about the same number of miles to Lake Mead. Lake Mead is a large lake and a National Recreation area for NV and AZ. You would have the best of both worlds here; night life and your lake within short distances apart. My home is in Dell Webb's Anthem area. Unfortunately or fortunately, it is in a n age-restricted 55+ part of town, which is the case of most of the homes in this prestigious area. Let me know if you want more information at firstname.lastname@example.org.
At the bank, they have a department called Loss Mitigation. In an effort to curtail costs, they hire monkeys to work for bananas. The problem comes in when the banana truck arrives, all the monkeys drop the files they are working to get a fresh bunch of bananas. After the bananas are picked through they fling poo at one another before starting to work again.
You need to find out what the banana delivery schedule is, hijack the truck and take the monkeys back to jungle.... more