I hvae been living in South Park for 17 years and havn't had any problems. I read police blotter in the local paper every month and it is usually just DUI's on the main roads. The only other things in there are the occossional vandalism to property mostly cars. There is very rarely a major crime in this town.
haha i have lived here my entire life and it is a small community. Everyone pretty much knows everyone and you can see the crime each month in the south park news. If anything major happens it is the talk of the town...so when I hear someone ask about the crime rate it makes me laugh because nothing happens here!