Tell you when your Garage Door is open too much.
When you have weeds in your yard.
What color you may paint your house.
When your friends park illegally on the street.
When you can use your fireplace.
Whether you can have a screen on your front door.
If you can have family stay overnight.
Whether you can have a dog or a cat.
Whether you can park in your driveway.
When you put out your garbage cans for pick-up.
That I cannot put a FOR SALE sign on your lawn.
Don't even get me started on having a Party!
Oh, you said ADVANTAGES!