A few kitchen quotes:
I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of responsibility. We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scurry.
-P. J. O'Rourke
Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
-George Bernard Shaw
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
-Harry S Truman