Sorry to hear about losing your house. From your details, I am going to assume the sheriff's sale has already occurred. If it has not, you have a different set of options. For this discussion, it has occurred and you are coming up to the end of your redemption period Aug.8. The simple answer is use a REALTOR(r). We have knowledge of homes that are for sale where the owners are willing to rent them out. The DIY answer is use Craig's List, neighborhood association websites, bulletin boards in grocery stores in areas you would like to live, talk to people about needing a house to rent, and look in the classifieds in newspapers. Then it is just lots of time and energy to find your new place to 'leave'. Your Freudian slip made me laugh. Good luck.
Draft a ltter to the bank detailing your Hardship; do it in your handwriting.
Contact the Loss-Mitigation Department and talk to them.
Keep a log of everyone you talked to and what was said; you might be called on to remember.
If the Bank accepts your Shortsale, and they are doing more of this lately, they will suspend the Foreclosure for quite a while.
Have your Realtor do a CMA to determine the house's value and put the LIST PRICE about 10$ lower; unless the Bank tells you what to do.
Save everything you can to get you back on your feet.
Good luck and may God bless