Not knowing your situation, the status of the house or your real goals, let me offer these two options.
1. Drive slowly through a few busy intersections in your area. Write down the telephone number on the 'CASH FOR YOUR HOME' signs.
2. Visit Home Depot and buy the largest FOR SALE sign in stock.
Both of these readily available options are the beginning of a bad series of events.
Without knowing your situation or goals, perhaps these will work for you.
However, you HAVE imposed conditions that are unnecessary.