2260 Sunset Plaza Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90069
Holy moly, who lives here?Â The Terminator?
Can you imagine being a fly on the wall during a Chad Rogers' listing presentation in front of the Terminator?
Chad (nervously petting his chihuahua): â€œHi, Mr. Terminator.Â What a lovely home you have.Â Starla, here, and I will get you top dollar for this place.â€
Mrs. Terminator (yelling from the kitchen): "Damnit Terminator!Â I thought I told you to fix this plug in the kitchen.Â It shocked me again!"
Terminator: "I said I will!"Â He rolls his glowing, red eyes.Â "Women.Â Can't live with 'em.Â Can't live without 'em.Â Am I right?"
Chad: "That's right, Mr. Terminator."
Terminator: "Chad, please, call me Terminator.Â Let me give you a tour of our humble abode.Â This is the entry hall.Â These spot lights really warm the place up.Â They remind me of my days on Broadway."
Chad: "Nice gun you have hanging on the wall."
Terminator: "Yeah, you like that?Â You should come skeet shooting with us sometime."
Terminator: "Here's the dining room.Â The Mrs. had to have this crystal chandelier.Â Set me back a pretty penny, but whatever makes her happy."
Terminator: "And here's the kitchen."Â (whispering)Â "You'd think one-on-one cooking lessons with a world-class chef would teach her how to use some of this stuff, but man, you really don't wanna come to our house for dinner."
Mrs. Terminator: "Terminator, why didn't you tell me we have company?"
Terminator: "We're just talkin' a little business, Dear.Â This is Chad Rogers."
Mrs. Terminator: "Yes, I'm such a fan of the show.Â How are you Chad?Â Would you like some lemonade?"
Chad: "Nice to meet you Mrs. Terminator.Â None for me thanks."
Chad: "You're a real Renaissance man."
Terminator: "I dabble."
Chad: "Thanks for noticing."
Chad: "Congratulations!Â You'll make a great father."
Terminator: "Thank you.Â That's why we've decided to move.Â We're gonna need a more baby-friendly home."
This "homey" residence includes seven bedrooms, eight bathrooms, a full home theater, library, dance studio, sauna, wine cellar and a separate guest house.
Listing provided courtesy of: Chad Rogers, Hilton & Hyland
To view this property, please call Matthew Morgus at 213-880-6420.