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Patty Da Silva, CDPE, e-PRO, GREEN

BROKER - Green Realty Properties®

By Patty Da Silva | Broker in Davie, FL

For Pet Lovers....

The following was found posted very low on arefrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw printsare yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR andis not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however.  Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is notnecessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullestextent possible I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom!If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it isnot necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw underthe edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss mefirst, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following  message on the front door:


(1) They live here, you don't.

(2) If youdon't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's whythey call it 'fur'-niture.

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids becausethey:

(1) eat less,

(2) don't ask for money all the time,

(3) areeasier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive  the car,

(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;

(7) don't smoke ordrink,

(8) don't want to wear your clothes,

(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,

(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college.

Have a great week everyone! Tobbie Marble, resident Fat Cat.

If you or anyone you know need help Selling or Buying a Home in Broward & Miami-Dade Counties, please don't hesitate to call me at 954.667.7253

Help lots of people and have a great day!

Patty Da Silva, CDPE©, RESS®, AHWD®, e-PRO®, GREEN, CFS, TRC, RSPS

BROKER - REALTOR® Serving South Florida ::: 954. 667. SALE (7253) ::: Green Realty Properties®

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By Stefanie Cohen, PA, ABR, SFR,  Mon Jan 7 2013, 12:49
Very cute and VERY true!!
By Patty Da Silva,  Sun Jan 13 2013, 10:05
It really is Stephanie :)
By Christopher Crosby,  Thu Nov 7 2013, 08:31
This cracked me up.

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